LOOKING BEYOND SCIENCE – WHY WAS PLUTO ACTUALLY REMOVED FROM THE PLANET FAMILY??....      

 Hello folks!! Okay, now as we all know, Pluto was recently removed from the “planets” bracket. But, sadly, no one knows the real reason as to why. All these boring scientists can brag all they want about how it has been “scientifically proven” that Pluto does not deserve to be called a planet, but I know the real secret behind this.

        I guess all of us (even scientists) are aware of the relationship between Pluto and Neptune, right? According to Greek mythology, Pluto and Neptune are supposed to be sharing the relationship of brother. And it is also a well-known fact that Pluto’s orbit appears to be crossing Neptune’s. Know what that means? Pluto often crosses Neptune’s path.

        Initially, Neptune appeared to be pretty cool with this as his brother appeared at his doorstep quite often and paid frequent visits. But, then this pattern continued for a period of time and got too frequent. Pluto crossed every boundary that is capable of being crossed and Neptune started losing every bit of privacy he had. Finally, an enraged Neptune, deciding that he had had enough of his brother’s intolerable acts approached his father – The Sun and poured out his frustrations. Neptune being his adorable son, Sun obviously was livid with this audacious behaviour of his last son and without a second thought expelled him from his family (of planets). Poor Pluto  - he was distanced from his father even more (as if the existing distance wasn’t enough). And as for the Sun – well, looks like the rage within him is still burning. This rage of the Sun is what’s causing temperatures in the Earth to soar (now you know the real reason behind global warming as well). And unless his rage doesn’t cool down any time soon, we’re all in for big trouble….

MORAL OF THE STORY – NEVER CROSS ANOTHER MAN’S PATH!!!...